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6.2 Inventors fair Pink

Welcome to the 117th Inventors Fair, and prepare to be amazed with the wild and wacky inventions across the field. Once complete you can then write your own inventions and put them into the tale too.

Approach the memorial park from Bush Street near Pembroke Dock School.
 
Chapter one

Introduction

‘Roll up, Roll up, the inventors fair is here'.

‘Come see the miraculous, the incredible, the fan-tab-u-lous' announced the orator from his tiny wooden podium. He then leans forward and whispers to you ‘I know that fantabulous is not a word, but this is an inventors fair and if you can't invent a few words here and there, then what's the point, ay!' His moustache twitches in excitement which seems to accentuate the shiny baldness of his head.

‘Buy your tickets here' he announces to the crowd gesticulating in a strange flourish of twisting wrists towards the booth and turnstile.

‘Now good people, ladies and gentlemen, have you been acquainted with the astounding Mr Arac, who will be demonstrating his incredible Home Spider Dentistry Kit or what about Dr Faustus and his amazing security device, The Magic Void'. He pauses for effect before he continues ‘It's a new type of security safe, soon to be available throughout the land (patent pending), its super light construction unlike those cumbersome iron boxes in banks. But best of all it is designed to lock away all your most valuable possessions inside a surprising quirk of space; time itself! It's the craziest thing, seeing your precious stuff just vanish into thin air and then be extracted once more. Go see him, he's at stall number 253. But then he mutters to you under his breath ‘I suggest you don't let him Magic Void your pet, last one came back a little squishy and the boys keeper and mum were quite disgruntled.'

Suddenly you have a ticket and are through the barrier, and there before you is stall - upon stall - upon stall, this is the inventors fair. Tents and turrets are pitched everywhere, flags and banners billow as smartly suited visitors amble between the stalls. Noises fizz from displays where plumes of pink and purple smoke waft from curious contraptions to the left, right and just about everywhere.

A voting paper is then thrust into your hand and you notice it has six spaces for nominations, this is what you need to fill in and post before you exit.

You glance back and see the sun glint off the Orators shiny head as he disappears back through the gates. His wrists spin above his glistening head as he funnels and encourages more paying visitors through the turnstiles.

Now to the fair.
Go to the central flower bed, but continue straight past it to get to the top right corner.
 
Chapter two

Memory blender8000

as you approach the stall you see colours which stand out so proudly that they describe their own parade, it's own form of fun. However, the stall keeper Mr Flicker just got extremely emotional as he is so desperate for someone to buy his latest invention The Memory Blender 8000. Tears are flowing out of his eyes faster than you can say oh no ,so watch your steps because things might go wrong.

Lights flash rapidly, trumpets are express there passions noisily. The stall has multiple colours that represent there feelings, the smell could almost pull you into a black pool it was a powerful strong,sweet and looked scrumchious. You are having a taste Of smooth melted chocolate.

With it being smothered around your lips you just can't get enough. At that moment MR.flickers miserable tears turned into tears of joy relating to this note a lady walked up to the stall flicking her hair, as you continue to stair you witness her approach MR.flicker
" would you like to buy one of my latest inventions I promise they are safe he stated with a few mumbles" " yes go on then I'm one for fun" still captured bye the confusion of her being so nice she put them on.

Suddenly she froze there was no words to describe what happened apart from strange after being brain aproxematly 20 minutes she got up , faces dropped as soon as they heard she was okay.

Rumble rumble rumble, due to the sound that was just heard the crowd rushed out of the gates oh no !!!
Before you leave remember to make a note on the voting slip !
Go back to the central flower bed then take the first path on your right to the Cherry tree.
 
Chapter three

Snow Globe

On the way to the next exhibit you pass several people with what would appear to be snow in their hair, which seems very odd with the weather in the way it is. Then you arrive at ‘the human snow globe' which is a huge glass dome and inside you can see several people walking around a little ruined castle making a snow man and throwing snow balls. Out of the top of the little folly, snow is whizzing about and it looks very convincing indeed but there is not enough space for sledging which is a shame.

On the table are hundreds of smaller snow globes just like the larger one, visitors coming out of the big dome are running over to the table and shaking the globes ‘there you are Dad' said the boy ‘oh and this one has Mum in too'. And sure enough the miniature snow globes had tiny captured 3D tableaus of the family playing in the snow just moments before.

‘Shall we get one for the mantelpiece?' said the father and the boy nodded.

Before you move on make a note on your voting slip as to what you think of this invention.
Go back to the central bed.
 
Chapter four

The infinti Apple technolgy 7,000

As you approach the stall you see a massive factory that is bright and white you look at the door then you knock the door you hear a engine you look behind you nothing was there you look up a flying machine was there it lowers down then you look it was steve jobs
you look at him you pinch yourself it wasnt a dream you look down and up
steve jobs was gone you go inside the factory .

Steve jobs was by a worker talking about exploding a new custormer
Steve Jobs looked up he was exsited you see a big room you go in you see computers
everywere you pick up a phone it turns to dust you pass out dreaming of an iphone beating you then a worker saves you then explodes you wake up you see steve jobs.

You run out to the bathroom you wash your face you look down then up you say "i hate this place"

Steve jobs was there in just a blink he says "its ok" with a evil laugh,you run out you hear a big crash,then you look the most increble thing happend a big phone was there you look worried you see a worker exblode you see more iphones you run up stairs there was a blue iphone it was good it saves you and you go to the top and deafeat steve jobs you run and jump you get saved by a phone you go on steves jobs bike then you set off but you forgot your wallet the end

write on your slip
Go down to the bottom corner with the bench by the road.
 
Chapter five

Futuristic 18000

As you approach the lab you see a huge big dark blue metal machine with a wooden door by the wooden door there is a proffeser named proffeser Brown as proffeser Brown left the lab Sam ran to the machine.As he approached to the wooden door Sam opened the door and he saw a big and small clocks and all Sam heard was tick tock tick tock when Sam walked in he hadn't had a chance to walk back out bang! The door slammed in his face .

Sam saw a flash as he got closer Sam had realised it was a computer then suddently it was darks then without knowing Sam fell over a wire and hit the green button then the computer turned back on and the computer asked for the pin then Sam saw the instructions paper how to work the machine then he found the pin on the paper then he put it down on the computer then there was a much lighter flash it was a scanner the Sam heard a knock at the machine door and proffeser Brown said "who's in hear" then before he knew it Sam pressed a random button and off he went .

As Sam arrived he realised he was in a cave he kept walking into the light then he saw a label saying turn left so Sam turned left but Sam figured out that it wasn't any machine he realised it was a time machine and every time he went in the time machine it will dent as he was walking he saw a big futuristic city so Sam explored the city.

Surprisingly Sam found out it was his city but it's in the future so Sam went to the lab he was surprised that the lab was still there so Sam walked into the lab he saw a old room with the time machine in it there was a label it said futureistic18000 Sam thought it was a good name for the machine Sam felt a tap on the back so Sam turned around and there was a old man "hey I'm Jhon what's yours" "oh oh my name is Sam".

Mean while something bad happened there was a timer on the time machine computer
Sam has got 12h other wise Sam Afro stay in the future for ever.

12h later Sam Afto go back home counting down 10 he's running up the hill nine climbing up a tree 8 765 he's in the cave lag 1 he's in the time machine and blast off he's in the lab again proffeser Brown was still there then Sam was back then Sam got chased by proffeser Brown then Sam and proffeser brown made it out than boom! The lab blown up and so the doctor shown up to see if anyone was hert so Sam went home the end.
Go to the early years play equipment.
 
Chapter six

The Never Ending Wish

As you approach the stall you see a fabulous space encrusted with crystals, the doors are see through and inside they are covered with silver glitter all over everything, including the chairs. The white leather handles are covered with Dimmonds and the floor Is fitted with a amazing gold fluffy carpet threading with superb led lights.

High above you is a single crystal light casting light across the whole room. There is food being served from a glass table, with bacon baps being today's speciality.


and the light is one big crystal hanging on the selling but if ur hungry come and have a look and are delicious bacon bap and if u get board there are some exiting animals u might want to meat we have a sequels but be cearfull those wishes can be dangerous so use then wisely

The wish is a bottel full of thin glitter chunky glitter and colourful glitter,by the side of u is a man doing a bemonshretion on a little boy he wished forgone Jam it was all over his hands he should of asked for a jar of jam

So if I was u I would make a quick exit before something bad happens to u but be for u move on right on your vote slip what u think
Go to the big swings.
 
Chapter seven

Boot-O-Matic

You pass quite a few exhibits in the next hour, one called ‘the Big Ear' which appeared to be exactly what it said and would help you listen over great distances. They obviously hadn't invented the telephone yet!

Another stall was called the thinking machine, which listened and thought but little more. The inventor seemed embarrassed as he'd yet to invent the answer machine, which even he admitted would be far more useful.

Then finally you come across the Boot-o-matic an incredible machine which was lacing up boots on volunteers left right and centre. You sit in the chair yourself with your shoe laces undone and the tiny little machine ties them up in a flash. You are so impressed that you undo them quickly again and the Boot-O-Matic has them re done, just like that.

Of all the inventions that would save some time in the morning perhaps this was one which would in fact be truly useful. But then you notice the person getting into the chair after you with Velcro straps on his shoes and a cheeky grin on his face, I wonder how the Boot-O-Matic will deal with that!

So make a mark on your voting slip, have a chat between each other as to what you think.

Now over to the exit to meet the Orator and hand in your voting slips.
Go back to where we began at the entrance to the park.
 
Chapter eight

Exit

The Orator approaches, bald head glistening in the sun.

‘Place your sheets in the box and we'll see who the Inventor Supremo is in the 117th inventors fair'.

Is there one invention which is the best in your opinion? Have a discussion now and see which you think is the most impressive, when you have decided then please read on.

‘Good good.' Says the orator as you post your sheets, but suddenly there is a huge sound from the middle of the field, you look over and see a jet of blue flame snatch up into the air. A BOOM follows which is so loud you feel it in your chest, and the orators mouth drops open aghast at what is unfolding.

A flash follows with attendants and visitors running pell-mell away from the ‘Mr Bubbles, double bubble super fizz pop' tent. ‘Run for cover' they shout as people dive behind bales of straw just before the BIG explosion.

The next events seem to happen in slow motion as tents flatten across the field and flags bend horizontally away from the epicentre of Mr Bubbles. Then a black wall sweeps across towards you and there is only a moment to duck before it engulfs you. But thankfully it passes in a moment and you stand again to see the orator is covered head to foot in soot! He turns with mouth still open and moustache intact to the single flash of a reporter's camera.

‘Well it would appear that the 117th inventors fair has come to an abrupt end' he says to you with eyebrows raised as high as they will go.

The next day the local paper lands on your hall carpet with this very photograph, the orator is central, treacle black from head to foot and behind him the stately metal dome of Mr Bubbles is spurting with a mountain of foam.

The headline runs with ‘Inventor's Bubble Trouble. Hundreds flee from catastrophic fizzy pop explosion at the 117th inventors fair'.

To the left of the picture you can see yourself looking rather surprised.

What an event!


The End
Chapter nine

Further Thoughts

What inventions would you have liked to have seen at the fair?

Are they big or small, can they be held in your hand, or carried on your back?

Is it edible, totally credible or just downright daft!

Have a talk amongst yourselves whilst the other groups catch up.