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6.3 Inventors fair Camo

Welcome to the 117th Inventors Fair, and prepare to be amazed with the wild and wacky inventions across the field. Once complete you can then write your own inventions and put them into the tale too.
Approach the memorial park from Bush Street near Pembroke Dock School.
Chapter one


‘Roll up, Roll up, the inventors fair is here'.

‘Come see the miraculous, the incredible, the fan-tab-u-lous' announced the orator from his tiny wooden podium. He then leans forward and whispers to you ‘I know that fantabulous is not a word, but this is an inventors fair and if you can't invent a few words here and there, then what's the point, ay!' His moustache twitches in excitement which seems to accentuate the shiny baldness of his head.

‘Buy your tickets here' he announces to the crowd gesticulating in a strange flourish of twisting wrists towards the booth and turnstile.

‘Now good people, ladies and gentlemen, have you been acquainted with the astounding Mr Arac, who will be demonstrating his incredible Home Spider Dentistry Kit or what about Dr Faustus and his amazing security device, The Magic Void'. He pauses for effect before he continues ‘It's a new type of security safe, soon to be available throughout the land (patent pending), its super light construction unlike those cumbersome iron boxes in banks. But best of all it is designed to lock away all your most valuable possessions inside a surprising quirk of space; time itself! It's the craziest thing, seeing your precious stuff just vanish into thin air and then be extracted once more. Go see him, he's at stall number 253. But then he mutters to you under his breath ‘I suggest you don't let him Magic Void your pet, last one came back a little squishy and the boys keeper and mum were quite disgruntled.'

Suddenly you have a ticket and are through the barrier, and there before you is stall - upon stall - upon stall, this is the inventors fair. Tents and turrets are pitched everywhere, flags and banners billow as smartly suited visitors amble between the stalls. Noises fizz from displays where plumes of pink and purple smoke waft from curious contraptions to the left, right and just about everywhere.

A voting paper is then thrust into your hand and you notice it has six spaces for nominations, this is what you need to fill in and post before you exit.

You glance back and see the sun glint off the Orators shiny head as he disappears back through the gates. His wrists spin above his glistening head as he funnels and encourages more paying visitors through the turnstiles.

Now to the fair.
Walk along the bottom of the park parallel with the road to the next corner.
Chapter two

Invisible suit

As you approach the stall you see a man in a suit suddenly with a FLASH he disappears and then something taps you on the back, you look but there was nothing ,nobody was there!. Then you look at the stalls sign it says invisa suit then with another FLASH there he was sitting back in his chair.

This suit you saw had colourful scales and when he pressed the button the scales flipped and turned invisible with a FLASH!!!!

Then the most incredible thing happened mr spunk walked into the stall wall whilst calibrating the suit.

Suddenly, it starts raining whilst the man was in the suit the suit becomes visible you have to seek for warmth fast.

In the future You will fix the problem and stop the suit from being seen in the
Go to the big kids swings.
Chapter three

2D World

As you approach the stall you see a little boy called Rory on the wall,of the house and the wall look like flint on a rock in a mine and the top of the wall was bumby and Rough and Rory was wearing strange glasses and you said hi and,Rory look confused because he had his 2Dglasses on then he said something about machine and he said come in the stall and you saw a creepy doll and a milky colour floor and on the floor there was a tin ful of toys suddenly he got suck up in to the 2D world

Go to the central bed.
Chapter four

Investigation on wifi

As you approach the stall you see a man called Aaron on YouTube listening to music without any internet, then you have a go at it and it was working. Then you were looking around and all you see are freezers and fridges. However, you look behind and see pink walls and checkered floor. Then you see a little boy on YouTube while his mum was shopping the boy shouted "I am watching football its brilliant."

Then the most incredible thing happens, Rhys the little boy was watching football on YouTube and then we heard was a bang so load that Erin, a woman in the shop heard it and ran over to Rhys and asked "are you ok". Then Emma his mum paid and went to look for him then she saw Erin there and said "what happened to you Rhys". Rhys replided with a whisper "well I was watching YouTube and then boom I went into the freezer you see". However, Emma didn't know what to do so she itches her head.

Then Emma whispered to the woman "thank you,but Rhys you have messed up all the pizzas get up quick lets go". Well the shop keeper Kloe heard what she had whispered and ran after them on the pavement and shouted" come back here now" but they never listened so then Kloe shouted one more time"STOP NOW". But they never they just got in the car and went so she wrote a note and posted it to there house and they got the letter and went"what is this letter" she read it and went "oh no".
Walk up the path away from the central bed and entrance where we started. This will take you to the top right corner, but don't go as far as the skate park.
Chapter five

Hair style done

As you approach the stall you see everything is coloured pink. There is a sign that says hairstyle shop. Usually, when you wake up your hair is a mess from sleeping on it.

But this machine will fix your hair whilst sleeping.

It can wash you hair and colour you hair.it can put sparkle in your hair.it will make your hair soft like animal fur and fluffy like a unicorn and it will look nice. It can do it for you then the most incredible thing happened if you wake up in the morning for school your hair will be done and it will look like if you all ready done it.and it will look nice and everyone will like you and be you friends.

Go to the central bed and then take the first path on your right, follow this to the cherry trees.
Chapter six

Portable teleporters

As you approach the stall you can see a big glass tank with a ladder going up to the top and back Dow to the bottom and with a massive teleporter inside it, owner first volentear what is your names the computer asked I'm mark he said,were do you want to go asked the computer again mark said Sheffield.the computer said did you say Springfield the machine said but then before he could say no he was gone and the crowed was shocked. You can smell gasolean coming from the machine.There are huge electric pipes bulging with power from the teleporter.

Then the most incredible thing happened when someone else volenteared and his name was Rhys and he was wereing Nike shoes,an Adidas tracksuit and a Adidas t-shirt. The computer asked Rhys were do you want to go Jupan but the computer made the same mistake as earier and took him to Thailand insed.

Something bad is going to happen so you make a quick exit.in the distance is saw somthing and shouted What are you doing Dan why are you in a tank your going to blow this place up BANG!!!
Go to the early years play equipment.
Chapter seven

Picture Dimensional 3 X-Live

As you approach the stall you notice flashing lights on a sign saying 'PD3X-L (Picture Dimesional 3 X-Live)' on top of a rainbow cloud. You ponder on what it might be......

You enter and find yourself right at the back of a large crowd 'Oohing' and 'Aahing'. Something awesome must be at the front. You squeeze through the crowds. The invention you thought was a 3D Printer appeared to be a green tub with pipes sticking out from everywhere, attached to it was a scanner on a stand and with wires and circuits glued to pipes and at least 50 pistons coming out of the main body. Joined to the flap on the front came a conveyor belt and, if needed, a cage.

Professor Knickerbockers, nicknamed 'The Mad Badman', boomed loudly "Welcome fellow citizens. I am Professor Knickerbockers, also known as The Mad Badman. I have bought you here to make a great announcement..." Then he just witters on and on about himself.

Eventually, he gets on with the experiment. He chooses Cooki Joshuz for his volunteer, he is a friend of yours. He is asked to draw whatever he wants; he thinks and decides to draw a Death Machine and slots it in the scanner.


Suddenly an amazing thing happened, the tent fills with steam and you smell an ancient pong of melting iron and ketchup. Like a kettle, it bursts into song with deafening wails. Something bad happens so you make a swift escape but are so intrigued you carry on peering in.


The death robot appears and everyone but you is sprinting away screaming.
"I only want a friend..." The death robot says quietly (by his standards)

You decide it is now time to leave.
Go back to where our story began.
Chapter eight


The Orator approaches, bald head glistening in the sun.

‘Place your sheets in the box and we'll see who the Inventor Supremo is in the 117th inventors fair'.

Is there one invention which is the best in your opinion? Have a discussion now and see which you think is the most impressive, when you have decided then please read on.

‘Good good.' Says the orator as you post your sheets, but suddenly there is a huge sound from the middle of the field, you look over and see a jet of blue flame snatch up into the air. A BOOM follows which is so loud you feel it in your chest, and the orators mouth drops open aghast at what is unfolding.

A flash follows with attendants and visitors running pell-mell away from the ‘Mr Bubbles, double bubble super fizz pop' tent. ‘Run for cover' they shout as people dive behind bales of straw just before the BIG explosion.

The next events seem to happen in slow motion as tents flatten across the field and flags bend horizontally away from the epicentre of Mr Bubbles. Then a black wall sweeps across towards you and there is only a moment to duck before it engulfs you. But thankfully it passes in a moment and you stand again to see the orator is covered head to foot in soot! He turns with mouth still open and moustache intact to the single flash of a reporter's camera.

‘Well it would appear that the 117th inventors fair has come to an abrupt end' he says to you with eyebrows raised as high as they will go.

The next day the local paper lands on your hall carpet with this very photograph, the orator is central, treacle black from head to foot and behind him the stately metal dome of Mr Bubbles is spurting with a mountain of foam.

The headline runs with ‘Inventor's Bubble Trouble. Hundreds flee from catastrophic fizzy pop explosion at the 117th inventors fair'.

To the left of the picture you can see yourself looking rather surprised.

What an event!

The End
Chapter nine

Further Thoughts

What inventions would you have liked to have seen at the fair?

Are they big or small, can they be held in your hand, or carried on your back?

Is it edible, totally credible or just downright daft!

Have a talk amongst yourselves whilst the other groups catch up.