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6.3 Inventors fair Ruby

Welcome to the 117th Inventors Fair, and prepare to be amazed with the wild and wacky inventions across the field. Once complete you can then write your own inventions and put them into the tale too.

Instructions

Approach the memorial park from Bush Street near Pembroke Dock School.
 
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Chapter one

Introduction

‘Roll up, Roll up, the inventors fair is here'.

‘Come see the miraculous, the incredible, the fan-tab-u-lous' announced the orator from his tiny wooden podium. He then leans forward and whispers to you ‘I know that fantabulous is not a word, but this is an inventors fair and if you can't invent a few words here and there, then what's the point, ay!' His moustache twitches in excitement which seems to accentuate the shiny baldness of his head.

‘Buy your tickets here' he announces to the crowd gesticulating in a strange flourish of twisting wrists towards the booth and turnstile.

‘Now good people, ladies and gentlemen, have you been acquainted with the astounding Mr Arac, who will be demonstrating his incredible Home Spider Dentistry Kit or what about Dr Faustus and his amazing security device, The Magic Void'. He pauses for effect before he continues ‘It's a new type of security safe, soon to be available throughout the land (patent pending), its super light construction unlike those cumbersome iron boxes in banks. But best of all it is designed to lock away all your most valuable possessions inside a surprising quirk of space; time itself! It's the craziest thing, seeing your precious stuff just vanish into thin air and then be extracted once more. Go see him, he's at stall number 253. But then he mutters to you under his breath ‘I suggest you don't let him Magic Void your pet, last one came back a little squishy and the boys keeper and mum were quite disgruntled.'

Suddenly you have a ticket and are through the barrier, and there before you is stall - upon stall - upon stall, this is the inventors fair. Tents and turrets are pitched everywhere, flags and banners billow as smartly suited visitors amble between the stalls. Noises fizz from displays where plumes of pink and purple smoke waft from curious contraptions to the left, right and just about everywhere.

A voting paper is then thrust into your hand and you notice it has six spaces for nominations, this is what you need to fill in and post before you exit.

You glance back and see the sun glint off the Orators shiny head as he disappears back through the gates. His wrists spin above his glistening head as he funnels and encourages more paying visitors through the turnstiles.

Now to the fair.
Go to the middle of the park.
 
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Chapter two

The Slice and Dicer

As you approach the stall you hear the squeal of a pig as the ancient machine shreds, you can feel the pain and suffer of the pig, yet you can taste the texture of the meats. You smell aroma as the operators work away shovelling coal into the engine keeping the fire lit. You can see a fresh batch of all pork products varying from sausages, burgers and porkchops.

Then the most incredible thing happened I welcome to you the professor behind this the most incredible invention ever made! SNORTT the professor entered "This machine I call the Slice and Dicer this machine has many purposes as I will now demonstrate." You look to the red curtain as it rolls up revealing the machine the operators first trick is presented by Barclay the professors son. BANG!! In 30 second the machine created 100 burgers which where then past down to the hot dog stand to be made in to beef burgers.

However, the machine quickly changes attitude and begins to bob and hop, smoke begins to launch from the top of the machine and oil begins to leak. You then realise things are getting out of hand so you make a quick exit and begin your hunt again.
Go to the bench in the corner near the road, but stay in the park.
 
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Chapter three

Take it then we replace it

As you approach the stall you see a crazy fantastic machine that you can order food with.
If you want to replace something that is in the fridge and it will replace the food with the one you take out or a different food. You turn to look at the sign which is made out of wood and Immidiantly you wonder if this could be an acient stall the sign says take it and we replace it. There's a fridge but not any old fridge you can see threw it,you can see the machinery which is made out of candy floss for the cogs and spaghetti for the strings to help make this amazing invention. You can hear Mr popper shouting "roll up, roll up and see this mind blowing inventory". People are lining up to have a go when all of a sudden you can smell an awful smell it's the stall next to you it smells like it is owned by a fish monger.

The first two vistors in line came to have a go and they both where wearing a pink dress with a huge lollipop and plates in their hair they were named Ali and maddie they came and took a turn they wrote in doughnuts and they took a pizza put and shut the door then they opened it back up there it was a jammy doughnut waiting for someone to get there was a huge amount is applause.

There is something flying over the tent its fish from the next stall they are using a catapult to shoot the rotten fish and give it a bad review. You try and make a quick exit oh no you tripped and then a rotten fish landed on you head and then you see your self in a tent full of mirrors . THE EN

Go up the path towards the skate park, stay on the path.
 
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Chapter four

The lucky machine

As you approach the stall you saw a machine by a pig,you feel a bit confused. You can smell money all around the stall a man named uperresholon and he started shouting " come check out the new lucky machine". You can taste the luck running throw your blood.

Then the most incredible thing happened the man gave you the lucky machine.

Somthing bad is going to happen so you make a quick exit. There's a mysterious button you press it and... Oh no you are trapped in a cage WITH A LION AND NO DOOR but you can climb the cage you climb the cage "few that was close".



Go to the middle flower bed then take the first path on the right to the Cherry trees.
 
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Chapter five

Snow money machine

As you approach the stall you see a table covered in white snow. You can smell money. There is a sign saying snow money machine and you can see a money machine and it is full with pink money and green coins and if you put 5p you will have £10.00 back. Mr Hairstyle says "come and have a go, it's fun". Then the most incredible thing happened mr.hairstyle.com blocked the money machine and a little girl comes out and shouts"I want to have a go " but mr hairstyle said "no because it is blocked" the little girl stomped away from the stall and told her mum and her mum comed up to mr. Hairstyles and said " why can my kid not go no the machine " mr hairstyle and seid "it is block and I block. Something bad is going to happen so you make a quick exit .
Go to the small kids play equipment.
 
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Chapter six

SuperYummyDelicousFantastic MyChef

What a greet for delicious treats!

As you aproach the stall you can smell the scrumptious lasagne, dunking doughnuts, fudge cake, melted chocolate, fruit bowls, spaghetti bolognse with garlic bread and very much more. You can see the super smart machine serving delicious foods! You can hear the crowd rawing 'I want me and me no me, me, me, me, me...' The booming applause felt great! Inside of the black tent covered with lightening bolts of the colour of lightening yellow and plain white!!

Everybody was wanting to have a go but one luck person Oliver Harwood got a go and he was very enthusiastic so we called him CRAZY COOPER! The most incredible thing happened The machine was serving so fast but Crazy guy was catching up but obviously didn't beat it everyone one was enjoying there self and I Sir Billy Bob D was so excited "I'm going to be rich" I screamed with excitement it was like I won the lottery the way I said it I'm not sure if it could have been louder my agent Mrs Coles said "remember how I helped you a lot don't forget about my salary I'm expecting a $1000 at the least" thanks to Mrs comes she really helped and the crowed went louder and louder and louder!!

However we are all screaming about the next big thing and then it went gloomy and a man in a black out fit stepped in and charged straight towards my machine.Luckily my security guard Ronnie spears him then IoriB tazers him and my other security guard Daniel screams to Ron 'pick him up' so Ronnie does and 'out of nowhere .......... R.K.O' he screams again but not this time R.K.O so what is it 'bro kick' oh shorly he is dead. Suddenly he gets back up the mysterious man puts the on there 'backside' I have to escape but where I see an exit but he is blocking and running my way!

I I can't let him destroy this what can I do should I go spongebob style hmmm?... 'Noo to cartoonistic' Spider-Man?....' No to powerful' James Bond.... 'no to grown up'

I wonder WHO

Myself hmm oh yea never be anybody but yourself face your challenges face on!Hes getting close! "Go" in a wink of an eye I was gone and the mysterious man was looking for ,e I ran to the door with my machine wheeling behind we got past the door and locked the man in there the police sorted him out!

Come and see my inventions at SA7 7pk 69 goonslinville lane on 2nd good Friday of 3013 they cost £87.50 see you there if you like my invention!!
Go to the big swings.
 
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Chapter seven

Super Charging Boots

As you approach the stall you may see two large pillars with different colours and shoes. The tent is rounded with a pointy roof, with pillars either side. There are plenty of wooden tables that have boots arranged in lots of colours and sizes. Over to the left of the tent you may see a stall next to mine that has in big bubble writing 'IF ITS GONE REPLACE IT' this stall is owned by miss skittle. By the way my name is miss Shoes I own stall all about shoes.

You will never guess what the most incredible thing happened my first ever customer had come to have a look his name is professor Trumpet. My point is that these are a new invention and nobody has heard of it so nobody has ever brought a pair I am so excited. My assistant Mr Chips my assistant has arrived with all my new gear for my shoes. Listen up you are in luck because today I am going to tell you how to do these incredible things first of all you have to find your balance and before you know it you will be zooming way.

I can just feel something bad is going to happen. Then all of a sudden the professor asked to have a pair I agree and get his shoes ready when I go to get the chargers and I can't find it, then i I remember Mr Chips forgot them. So I quickly say to Mr Chips come on we need to go so we quickly put all the stuff in the van and grabbed all my shoes and we make a run for it.

The end
Go back to the beginning.
 
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Chapter eight

Exit

The Orator approaches, bald head glistening in the sun.

‘Place your sheets in the box and we'll see who the Inventor Supremo is in the 117th inventors fair'.

Is there one invention which is the best in your opinion? Have a discussion now and see which you think is the most impressive, when you have decided then please read on.

‘Good good.' Says the orator as you post your sheets, but suddenly there is a huge sound from the middle of the field, you look over and see a jet of blue flame snatch up into the air. A BOOM follows which is so loud you feel it in your chest, and the orators mouth drops open aghast at what is unfolding.

A flash follows with attendants and visitors running pell-mell away from the ‘Mr Bubbles, double bubble super fizz pop' tent. ‘Run for cover' they shout as people dive behind bales of straw just before the BIG explosion.

The next events seem to happen in slow motion as tents flatten across the field and flags bend horizontally away from the epicentre of Mr Bubbles. Then a black wall sweeps across towards you and there is only a moment to duck before it engulfs you. But thankfully it passes in a moment and you stand again to see the orator is covered head to foot in soot! He turns with mouth still open and moustache intact to the single flash of a reporter's camera.

‘Well it would appear that the 117th inventors fair has come to an abrupt end' he says to you with eyebrows raised as high as they will go.

The next day the local paper lands on your hall carpet with this very photograph, the orator is central, treacle black from head to foot and behind him the stately metal dome of Mr Bubbles is spurting with a mountain of foam.

The headline runs with ‘Inventor's Bubble Trouble. Hundreds flee from catastrophic fizzy pop explosion at the 117th inventors fair'.

To the left of the picture you can see yourself looking rather surprised.

What an event!


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Chapter nine

Further Thoughts

What inventions would you have liked to have seen at the fair?

Are they big or small, can they be held in your hand, or carried on your back?

Is it edible, totally credible or just downright daft!

Have a talk amongst yourselves whilst the other groups catch up.
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